If Henry spoke English for a day
Oct. 15th, 2011 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
krislaughsAn open letter to my dog:
Those who do not like baths should avoid rolling in dead things.
I probably like fleas even less than you do.
The extra-special dog treats are not buried in the kitty litter.
We already went for a long walk today.
Tongues don't actually clean dishes better than sponges do.
There's this thing called daylight savings time...
The nail clipper is not possessed.
Is there any chance we could limit the puking to tiled floors?
These shoes are made for walking. Not chewing.
And the final thing I'd tell my dog if he understood me is that I love him anyway.
-Kristin
Those who do not like baths should avoid rolling in dead things.
I probably like fleas even less than you do.
The extra-special dog treats are not buried in the kitty litter.
We already went for a long walk today.
Tongues don't actually clean dishes better than sponges do.
There's this thing called daylight savings time...
The nail clipper is not possessed.
Is there any chance we could limit the puking to tiled floors?
These shoes are made for walking. Not chewing.
And the final thing I'd tell my dog if he understood me is that I love him anyway.
-Kristin
