Dear Weather,

WTF? It's March, the March that heralds the start of spring, and you're giving us the coldest temperatures of the year (and last). Do you really think -25 degree windchills are okay? Waking up to subzero temperatures when weather.com promised a low of 3? Don't you know I have to start planting my garden soon?

Right. I vote you off the island. Later, dude.

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Dear Dog who ate the tupperware full of cookies I baked last night,

I guess I didn't need those calories, but I'm pretty sure neither did you. I'm not gonna hope you get chocolate poisoning, but I'm gonna laugh when you break with diarrhea (as long as you don't do it in my room).

-k-

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Dear Final exams and papers,

Please write yourselves. I'm sick and tired of always doing it for you.

-k-

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