And also, because crack is good for the soul, Marauder Rhombus in which James sings lead and is an alcoholic following his parents' deaths, Sirius plays guitar and tries to remind himself that he is NOT in love with James and/or Remus, Remus is persuaded to play bass because singing in that smokey nighclub just sucked, and Peter plays drums and tries to keep out of everyone's way. Lily Evans is their manager, and their rival band, Voldie and the Death Eaters, get them kicked out of their one sweet gig.

The crack, she owns me.