Even more fun than whining

[krislaughs]

I was going to complain about work today, but after a warm shower and warm dinner of smoked salmon and egg white omlette with one of my favorite local reislings, I decided this was better.

Gakked from ignipes, puveyor of Polar bear cubs.

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band Name: [The] Connecticut Yankees

First Album Title: Derek Parker (footballer)

1. The Valentines
2. Forest Hill, London
3. Luigi Dallapiccola
4. Noel Swaranjit Sen
5. BKK (Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand)
6. Technetium(VII) oxide
7. Mark Carrier (defensive back)
8. Bevier and Southern Railroad
9. Maestoso
10. Peter and Gunvor Edwards
11. Moder Gorob

We are clearly a post-modern alternative world rock band comprised of overeducated, Ivy league twenty-somethings with no better idea of what to do with our lives than write whiny, emo ballads relating obscure international figures (and airports and ionic compounds) to the plight of the lonely American twenty-something. Also, we wear very heavy eye makeup and travel with our mascot, a racing Greyhound called Carl Schenck (also from Wiki), who the drummer rescued while moodily wandering around a suburb of Boston.

Well, when I fail these exams, it's something I could do with my life.

Back to studying.