Conversations with Strange People Part II

Resurrecting an old meme for the sake of enjoyment only.

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms: X-Men First Class, Being Human (US), Supernatural, Firefly, White Collar, Inception, Leverage, Stargate Atlantis, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Sandman, Matthew Swift, HGTV, True Blood, or anything else I have some knowledge of.

ETA: First fills here

Conversations with Strange People Part II - fills

Title: Hall Monitor (Hank McCoy & Josh Radcliffe)
A/N: Before you ask, yes, “Comparing notes” is exactly what the kids are calling it these days. 150 words :-)

( This one yours? Genetics and Retroviral DNA, haven’t read that yet… )

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Title: Feathers and Dust (Darwin & Death of the Endless)
A/N: So this isn’t really just a conversation, but dialogue is much more difficult to write when neither character is currently in possession of a pair of vocal chords. 270 words

( For a long time—as much as time has any meaning here—there’s nothing but the sound of dust filtered through the eddies of wind off the wings of a flock of doves. )

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